338 – Dracula vs Hitler by Patrick Sheane Duncan

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That’s right, and we’re choosing to ring in the new year with a straight literary, super high-brow destined to be a classic novel… about Hitler and Dracula. It’s 500 pages long! That’s like 5% of Robb’s reading goal for the year! Next up is an as-yet unnamed book review.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

337 – Interlude

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We’re back with our latest offering, an Interlude. Join us to hear conversations about a spectrum of topics including the books we’ll never get to read, Nelson Mandela (kind of), Barbara Streisand (kind of), iZombie (kind of), awards, and peanut butter. And probably more. It’s shocking that we brought you as much content as we did. Go us! P.S. – don’t forget to vote for us in the This is Horror awards  by Jan 22nd!

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

336 – Serious Moonlight by Amanda Gowin and Craig Wallwork

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Author Craig Wallwork… and only Craig Wallwork… joins us to talk about his recent release collaboration with Booked. holiday guest host Amanda Gowin, a little two story release called Serious Moonlight. Check out what we think of the stories, and listen to the sweet, hypnotic, British tone of Craig’s voice. You’ll melt. Next episode, an Interlude where we talk a lot about awards. 

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

335 – 2016 Year in Review

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It’s the 2016 Year in Review episode, in which we go dicks out for Harambe, and discuss all the ways that 2016 failed us, from Zoo 2 to the celebrity genocide. Also, we look forward to what’s coming in 2017.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

334 – Booked. Holiday Office Party part 2: Last Call

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So here it is. The second part of our 2016 holiday episode. It’s… out there.  We cover a spectrum of topics. Gay love. Cliffs. The relative rapiness of a Christmas song. It’s a complicated situation, but, I’m sure you’ll find the humor in it all. I hope. 

Next episode is our Year In Review episode! That’s right, we’re so done with reading. Come back to see what we had to say about the horrible dumpster fire that was 2016.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

333 – Booked. Holiday Office Party part 1: Happy Hour

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You’ve waited so long. You may not even know it, but you’ve been waiting for this moment. We’re happy to bring you part one of our annual holiday episode, the Booked. Holiday Office Party Happy Hour! While it’s technically over an hour long, we don’t think you’ll hold it against us. So what is a Holiday Office Party? Well we talk about a couple of Krampus movies, some holiday traditions, smoking crack, getting sexy with cousins. You know. Typical holiday stuff. OH! And we do some gift exchanging. Let us know what you think, and if you think this one is crazy, wait for part two, where the booze really starts to kick in!

Next episode is part two of our Booked. Holiday Office Party! I think we’re gonna call it Last Call.
Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

332 – Normal by Warren Ellis

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We’re back with another Warren Ellis review! We approached this review with some treipidation considering our less-than-favorable review of his book Gun Machine back in the day. You’ll have to check it out to see what we thought. Also, we talk a bit about Tom Cruise in a mummy flick. And some other things.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

331 – Interlude

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Hey! We’re back with an Interlude… But we couldn’t resist reviewing something, so for the first part of the episode, we talk about a little bizarro book we stumbled on called Heart Shaved Box. Yeah, it’s going to be that kind of episode. Considering the title, we end up talking a lot about Jesus. 

Also, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for, we pretend not to be old as we discuss current trends like the dab, mannequin challenges, dub challenges, and more! It’s… interesting.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

330 – They Don’t Come Home Anymore by TE Grau

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Happy Thanksgiving 2016! We’ve got the perfect addition to your holiday feast: a review of a This Is Horror novella! Check out the story of an obsessed, unbalanced teen girl. Exactly what the holidays are all about. After the review, we head to Twitter to do some recruiting. Because of course we do. Next episode is an Interlude, and possible we’ll hear from our new correspondent, Emily from Portland.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31:

329 – South Village by Rob Hart

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Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, becuase we’re about to break the biggest story of an already headline-bulging 2016. Who won the presidential election. You may want to be sitting down. After we sort out that stuff, we spend some time talking about South Village, the third in the ongoing Ash McKenna series by staunch Hilary Clinton supporter Rob Hart. We may also invent a great new political slogan, and plan a road trip to DC. You’ll have to listen for all the juicy details.

Until then, check out our review of Rob Zombie’s movie 31: